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June 15 2017

binches:

blogger sends anonymous message to themselves: ugh i hate farting do u have anything to help me stop farting

popular tumblr blogger: i have the fartmaster2000™ which is a vacuum that u use to suck out the fart before it happens, it works so well! im not going to be making any money at all on this shady product but u can buy it at *this link* with a discount code that absolutely does not benefit me but is directly related to my blog. it comes from china and it dies after one use! u will love it :)

fake ass tumblr: OMG I JUST BOUGHT THIS I LOVE IT SO MUCH

fake ass tumblr: wow ok this product literally saved my life 😂😂😂

fake ass tumblr: i just bought 834 of them for all of my relatives

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thisiseverydayracism:

themiscyra1983:

divinefestival:

Okay but lets illustrate how much white privileged is involved with this story. The weapons this little demon used to kill Grant Nelson were stolen from Walmart. She walked into Walmart, grabbed a machete and a knife, and then just casually walked out the door without anyone attempting to stop her. You get a box of tampons from Walmart and you don’t have it in a bag, they wanna check your receipt. Becky the Sociopath walked out unchecked with literal weapons.

Then she had time to wait outside for the uber this poor man drove to come pick her up. Then she got in his back seat and stabbed him multiple times, pushed him out onto the street, and stole the car. He was able to tell the police who stabbed him before he died. She then crashes the car and is found by the police hiding behind a tree covered in blood. The police try to gently coerce her into dropping her fucking blood covered knives and when she refuses do they shoot her eight times? Oh noooo Lizzy Borden gets tazed and brought in unharmed.

Like just think about the stories that have come out these past two weeks alone. The unarmed black teenager who were literally murdered based on vague suspicion and this girl actually kills someone and is still standing.

The white girl who stole weapons from Walmart and killed an Uber driver was taken alive.

The white guy who took weapons to a convention and planned to kill Jason David Frank and multiple police officers was taken alive.

The white guy who murdered two men who had tried to defend the Muslim women he was harassing was taken alive.

Don’t tell me police had to kill Tamir Rice or Michael Brown or ANYONE else out of caution or fear for their safety. Not when white people who are legitimate threats, even direct threats to police, are routinely taken alive.

white demons

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genderaldistaste:

lord-armitage:

jackson-dies-at-the-end:

nevaehtyler:

bellaxiao:

destinyrush:

He was obviously asking for it. You can tell he secretly wanted it.

WHAT WAS HE WEARING THO??? + HE SHOULD HAVE JUST RUN

he didn’t ask not to be hit so yea 🤔

Bats will be bats.

someone women just like to swing bats around it’s not her fault that he got in the way 

idk, like are we even sure he’s telling the truth? maybe he wanted to be hit with a bat and just regretted it after

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saltmaven:

I am…really struggling to be sympathetic to the plight of men who want Wonder Woman shirts to wear to this movie premiere and can’t find any in their department. Like…walk over to the women’s department. Pick up a t-shirt. I know, gendered clothing sucks. I know, it sucks that nerdy shit isn’t being marketed to you. Welcome. To the world. Of geeky women.

“I’m a big guy, I can’t wear women’s shirts.”

Buddy, you’re talking to a woman who is just large enough that her ability to wear slim-cut women’s hour-glass shaped shirts is limited. I can’t buy a lot of the cute shit at Hot Topic or Target bc I’m just slightly too big. I can’t even buy clothes for the gender which I was designated at birth because I am too large. Welcome. To the world. Of womanhood.

I’m sorry, I just. Nope.

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lochichichi:

adrianricker:

I love drawing cute scenes.

I know I don’t usually reblog things here but please more people look at this amazing thing.

June 14 2017

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farorescourage:

powerpuff:

the future is now


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misstudi:

in-vagina-we-thrust:

bijah-tuu:

harryedward:

this is so funny asjfdifjajsdfj

LMAAAOOOO

He fed up

Loooool

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alexadooodle:

This idea came to me at 3am so don’t ask.

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indirispeaks:

arewehavingpunyet:

I ain’t afraid of no goats.

I am suspicious of the pineapple though.

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purified-zone:

steveholtvstheuniverse:

erlenwald:

131-di:

buttmst3k:

designing and animating a diverse cast of women is hard

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translation: we’re afraid to make women look different and “ugly” by giving them emotions that aren’t cutesy and cuddly because that would give people the idea that they’re human and not dolls to sell for Disney profit

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this post is back and 10x better

i hate this because they are still definitely cute af

gunzomi:

tiwaztyrsfist:

rottenest-boi:

so last night I had a dream that everyone in scooby doo went to college or something except for shaggy and scooby and shaggy was morosely trading in the mystery machine for a prius and the last thing I remember before waking up was scooby saying “raggy why” and shaggy goes “we need a car with better gas mileage scoob”

although character backgrounds are fairly fluid through the Scooby Doo franchise, of all the gang, Norville “Shaggy” Roberts is A> the most financially well of, and B>the most likely to get an athletic scholarship.
Daphne’s parents are rich, but she has for sisters, and the money is her parents still.
Shaggy however is the sole beneficiary of the estate of his late uncle Beauregard, who left him an unspecifiedly large fortune and a large southern plantation. Shaggy is independently wealthy.
Shaggy is also said, at multiple points across the various series, to have, in high school, won numerous awards in both Track and gymnastics. Coupled with the fact that he can outrun Scooby at times, and Great Danes can sustain speeds of 30 mph, means Shaggy can outrun Usain Bolt, atleast is there’s a mummy behind him, or a pizza at the finish line.

TL:DR Shaggy is doing fine and you don’t need to worry about him.

Now, let’s talk about how, CANNONICALLY, Scooby can speak human languages because he is distantly related to dread Cthulhu…

of all the useless information compiled on this website, this is the best thing I’ve ever heard

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mygayisshowing:

Someone asked me to make a trans version of the “don’t hide your pride” lock screen so I did and also made a bisexual, pansexual, asexual, non-binary and lesbian version! 

Feel free to use and like/reblog/reply/message me if you do bc I love feedback :)

neilnevins:

It’s so weird to think how five years ago Despicable Me started out as a passable but enjoyable movie about a super-villain raising three little girls but has literally devolved into nothing but an unforgiving minions franchise

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hennyhardaway1:

heismydesigner:

sixpenceee:

A perfectly timed photo. Via Panda_911

These some Moses™ flip flops

Lmaooo @ the Trademark

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carudamon119:

チャル‏
@charuyama

魚、骨を吐く

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